Green Tongue Plague

A hangover the morning after drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day.
"Hey man! Did you have fun on St. Patty's Day?"
"I sure did bro. Me and the boys were HAMMERED!! I woke up naked on the 18th with the Green Tongue Plague!
by TangClock March 17, 2010
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green toe nails

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
by Floof July 02, 2017
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Green Bean Attack

1. A kickass grindcore/metal band started in 2004, that has hundreds of unreleased songs, but no full length albums yet.

2. An attack of giant green beans on a town/city.
1. "Have you heard Christ Hates Queers on Green Bean Attack's myspace? that song is fucking insane!"

2. "Holy shit there are giant green beans attacking New York!"
by SaladTripp November 15, 2006
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bite the green weeny

Don't fall off that cliff or you'll bite the green weeny.
by jcoffland May 10, 2010
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green no-eyed monster

When your partner has a runny nose and snorts just before giving you head, causing it to coat your genitals. This can lead to crusting on the tip, blocking your next stream, making for a rude awakening the next morning.
Dude, I think I'm chafing and on top of that, I had to wipe down the whole bathroom after Karen gave me that green no-eyed monster.
by Unsatisfied Cstmr February 26, 2011
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Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes
Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.
by DDD in Dallas March 22, 2013
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smirnoff green apple

a crappy ass bitch drink that makes dudes want to puke because of the shitty ass sour taste
Fuck that smirnoff green apple bitch shit, gimme some jack or some henn-dog.
by asdfhj January 21, 2006
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