October 21 

That one day that no matter what you do it ain’t gay.

Damn carlos got a nice ass
Bro you gay
No i’m not it October 21

October 21 by CarlosKindaCute October 17, 2019

October 19 

October 19th is the day where you get to drop kick your shortest friends out of the 2nd floor window.

Kid who’s 4”11: Bert, please don’t.

Bert: it won’t hurt, you only weigh 50 pounds October 19- drop kick a short person day

October 19 by Marybaker October 17, 2019

October 18 

National ignore your boy friend day! DONT EVEN TALK TO HIM!

Friend: I’m gonna go say hi to my boy friend
Me: NO it’s October 18, you have to ignore him

October 18 by Jdhehbekskabecka October 17, 2019

October 18 

National hot day

I like hot day on October 18

October 18 by Efd October 17, 2019

October 18 

National push someone down the stairs day

OMG it's October 18 you know what that means!!
*pushes person they're talking to down the stairs*

October 18 by SEXKITTEN69!!! October 17, 2019

October 18 

national sex day

october 18 is national sex day

October 18 by cock control October 17, 2019

october 18 

if ur name is nathan then SHUT THE FUCK UP

nathan: "hi--"
Hassan to nathan: "SHUT THE FUCK UP".

which means it's national tell nathan to shut the fuck up on october 18!!

october 18 by shut the fuck up nathan October 17, 2019