by saintstax March 1, 2019
Get the Fat Fucking Retard mug.A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).
Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.
Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
by picka picka July 7, 2010
Get the fat-o-sphere mug.The fat-boy-cut is a type of haircut that would appear on the heads of fat children in the early to mid 90's. Its a bowl cut placed in a high up position on a completely shaven head. The type that rock the fat-boy cut are usually a couple of guys from your old school, normally the ones that you knew who they were but didn't really know them. For visual aid see Zachery Ty Bryan in a pre-puberty episode of Home Improvement.
"Dude, getting punished by Krampus sucked bad but at least he liked my fat-boy-cut."
Guy 1: "Hey Tom, give ya the usual?"
Guy 2: "Hmmm... no I think i will just have ya give me the fat-boy-cut."
Guy 1: "Hey Tom, give ya the usual?"
Guy 2: "Hmmm... no I think i will just have ya give me the fat-boy-cut."
by Hans Muff January 3, 2011
Get the Fat-Boy-Cut mug.When you're eating (usually carelessly) and you spill food on your shirt. Best example is when you're eating chocolate ice cream and it drips on your white shirt (also when you spill a drink on your shirt/pants). Always is an embarrassing moment and you usually don't notice it until someone calls it out.
Cool guy: Dude, check out this really sick Abercrombie & Fitch white polo I just bought.
Friend: Nice! Hey you want some chocolate ice cream on a cone?
Cool guy: Shit yea I do!
(Spills as he eats then goes and chats it up with a hot chick)
Friend: Dude... fail... That's a gnarly Fat Kid Stain on your shirt!
Cool Guy: Dammit you delicious ice cream!
Friend: Nice! Hey you want some chocolate ice cream on a cone?
Cool guy: Shit yea I do!
(Spills as he eats then goes and chats it up with a hot chick)
Friend: Dude... fail... That's a gnarly Fat Kid Stain on your shirt!
Cool Guy: Dammit you delicious ice cream!
by Enlicensed one June 8, 2010
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Get the fat boy sujj mug.The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
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