Facebook

The main reason why MySpace died and is also the hotspot for stupid boomers. Every corner, there is always a racist, anti-vaxxer, insane parent, and stupid person that love to spam emojis that is obsessed with minion memes. Minions used to be funny and adorable until boomers found them. Also don't forget it is used by the CIA, FBI, and NSA to spy on you.

Karen: Did you look at this minion meme on Facebook 😜😜😜😜
Susan: Lol yes I did so funny 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

by IdekIForgotMyName February 2, 2021

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.

My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.

by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023

Facebook Filler

The rise of Facebook terms on Urban Dictionary replacing actual inventive wordplay.

6 March
Flapping - Ignoring a friends request.

7 March
Pic-y - Being very choosey about you will date according to how hot they are in the Profile Pic.

8 March
Throwback - When Facebook is slow and blah blah blah

"Ahh man, Facebook Filler"

by Helicopter Vagina June 24, 2011

facebook bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook

i just posted about my sick mother and the facebook bandit strikes again...."Love you mom, ur the best" facebook bandit,"that shit was raw man, love your mom!"

by angelblue December 14, 2013

facebook-centric

Someone who only posts every little detail about their lives and only reads responses to their own postings.

I thought Jane would see the post about meeting up for lunch.

Na, she's so facebook-centric if you don't post to her directly she'll never bother to see it.

by Sewbrmom August 1, 2010

Facebook Chumming

The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.

Related to:

Facebook Shark:
A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

When someone knows a Facebook Shark is around... Facebook Chumming would be making a comment like:

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."

by NeilPeel December 23, 2010