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Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
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listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.
Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok
by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018
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Bhatt's Law

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.
4 comments in Sasanka enacts Bhatt's law and starts sneeding about dalits
by cybermarsey February 11, 2023
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Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old
"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy
by Big Barth October 15, 2025
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Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.
"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."
by Sin&Win March 21, 2022
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Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.
Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."
by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025
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Trafalgar D. Water Law

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian
Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔
by Ggg_ooogle July 16, 2025
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