Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
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