John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro July 20, 2008

John's river face

To go down on a woman. Imagine a normal guy,(John), leaning towards a river and splashing water on his face with both hands as if to cool off from the heat while shaking his head back and forth and maintaining a displeased look on his face.
See also: muddy river face.

That Bitch is begging for john's river face.

by director of pimperations July 17, 2014

collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.

Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!

by Yuhboi December 20, 2016

Pulling a John Rogers

"Pulling a John Rogers" means when you agree to go somewhere with friends, you cancel at the last minute or sometimes after the event has started. It is generally in association with some unforeseen circumstance like your sister was planning on flying into town and you just found out about it 20 minutes ago. Canceling usually takes the form of a text message. In rare instances, a phone call or email/instant message will occur.

"He's 15 minutes late....he must be pulling a John Rogers again" - look at phone, sees text message: "Sorry guys, I can't make it".

Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".

by ct_cyclist321 January 27, 2014

John Jake Pappas

A John Jake Pappas is when an individual proceeds to distract a majority of the class by gathering them over to their working space to socialize.

Oh, look at all of the people at his desk. He's pulling a John Jake Pappas.

by marlonandmath November 12, 2021

John from church

a guy named john from church

i am john from church

by john from church February 13, 2019

John Johnson Day

The day on which you meet John Johnson.

"Hey do you know what today is?"
"Yeah, it's John Johnson Day"
"wtf is that"
"It's the day you meet John Johnson"

by whatsit tooya February 4, 2022