When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
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He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.
by FatFSA April 13, 2021
Get the shit on a laptop mug.Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021
Get the intense shit mug.When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.
Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?
Guy: Sandwich shit!
Guy: Sandwich shit!
by mrincredible September 10, 2012
Get the Sandwich Shit mug.The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.
by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012
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by Charles Browndick November 9, 2012
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