The Imaginary Friend

When a person talks to themself when he or she is masturbating, even though nobody else is in the room.

*ooh you like that, you're a big boy aren't you?, etc.*

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Perfect Friend

My friend Abigail

"My friend Abigail is the perfect friend"

by BassKnight12 December 18, 2017

eBay Friend

A person who shops around for the best offer of what they are going to do on a particular night by calling everyone in their phone book and asking what they are doing while responding with non-commital answers so as to leave the option open to either participate or bail out.

that kid is eBay Friend-ing again. he's called everyone whose here right now to see what's going on tonight.

by patrick swayze September 28, 2007

Fuck Friend

A friend who fucks you over

He fucking told on you?? What a fuck friend!

by imposturized November 25, 2014

real friend

A friend in real life who hangs out with you in the real world. Unlike a friend you met online and have never met in real life in person.

Chloe: Is he your real friend?

Ben: Nah I met him on Facebook.

by oben May 2, 2010

gender friend

A friend, with whom you are having casual, yet emotional sex. Differing from a Fuck buddy in that there is emotion involved in the pairing, usually a combination of jealousy loneliness.

Uninformed Man: Well, I don't have a girlfriend, but I know a girl who'd be really pissed off if she heard me say that.

Learned Man: You sir, have a gender friend.

by Spencers Finest January 14, 2008

friend slut

a bitch who goes with her friends' partners or ex partners and has sexual talk with them, or even sleeps with them. making out, touching, talking is included.

that used to be "friend", Cher stole my man. what a friend slut!

by tu madre santa de la virgen July 4, 2010