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emo kid

This group (notice I didn't use the word 'individuals') is mostly characterized by kids from middle school to high school age. Emo kids are very rarely adults because if your still enough of a pussy to be emo when you're 20, you actually kill yourself when you start to realize that you had no idea what depression(or 'the deep black emptiness thats raping my withered soul' for translation purposes) really is.

The second largest characterization is by their dress-code, taste in media (notice I didn't say art. See porn if you want art) and writing poetry with all the same literary devices and genre. The music is usually made by someone who has managed to get rich off of being the most pathetic people the fad has to offer(raise a glass if you see them). They seem to think that dressing exactly the same(black everything so don't bother with your high beams) is also a sign of individuality (See individuality). Their clothes are all purchased, or scavenged, from patronizing all the same places: garbage bins, wal-mart lost and found, thrift stores, Hot Topic, and gratuitously burglarizing the storage buildings of pop stars from the 80's.

Finally, the third largest characterization is the insistence on being known as an individual whilst being part of the largest fad in recent history. Most of these children would say that they are individuals because they do what they want when they want. The fault in this logic is that everyone in America does the exact same thing. I highly doubt most of America's youth is still being dressed by their parents and are deprived of choice. They get uppity about getting called goth as well (if you ripped off the culture of an entire group of people that are just as stupid just because you where to scared to be as hardcore as they were, would you want somebody bringing that up all the time?). In effect, all anybody manages to do being an 'emo kid' is to subject yourself to ridicule, dress like a moron, and most likely end up with a head full of regret later on in life about how stupid you were to make out with a member of the same sex just to be seen as 'cool'.

They usually are found to frequent malls(a pop-culture hub oddly enough), MySpace and/or Face Book. Their pictures are from a 45 degree angle above their face. (See money shot)
"Holy shit, I think I just ran over an emo kid."

"Ahh, don't worry about it. The city will come pick em' up tomorrow."
by Ethereality February 3, 2008
mugGet the emo kidmug.

ble-emo

you are so ble-emo hahahehe neener neener
by carrie underwood December 1, 2006
mugGet the ble-emomug.

Emo-Punk

Fuck Green Day is EMO-PUNK!!!
by Crushtheworld October 17, 2006
mugGet the Emo-Punkmug.

Emo girl

Ugly girls who think they're so deep and hot shit and have more emotion than the rest of us because they have SIDE BANGS.
I'm so deep and emotional, I'm such an emo girl. I love my side bangs.
by ififellx3jyl December 15, 2010
mugGet the Emo girlmug.

Emo Jeans

by aaron-zupo June 29, 2008
mugGet the Emo Jeansmug.

Emo Nerd

A nerd who is emo for reaons such as:
a)Slow connection
b) Noobginity
c)missing episodes
Stoned: man, my connection is so slow... I'm going to go delete files from the windows folder to relive stress...
Petin: you are such a freakin emo nerd
by Petin October 16, 2005
mugGet the Emo Nerdmug.

emo-esque

A person who thinks they are emo, but are not. They are just posers and wannabe emos
There is a difference between emos and emo-esques
by He's the boxman September 29, 2006
mugGet the emo-esquemug.

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