The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.
by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021
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Chris logic is to purchase 3 donuts instead of splitting a dozen with 3 friends who each want 3 and saving money.
Chris logic is to rent out a single bedroom for $2500 to a traveling nurse when a whole apartment near him rents for that price.
Chris logic is to rent out a single bedroom for $2500 to a traveling nurse when a whole apartment near him rents for that price.
by PuzzlesAndChill February 5, 2026
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