wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.

1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong

by oolveea December 2, 2020

call hum

taking a long dick

that girl really knows how call hum.

by stoplookingmate November 25, 2016

House call

When a guy only wants to have sex with you, so he invites you over to his house to hang out for the first time. Rather than a public place, or go on a date.

Him: Lets hang at my place?
Her: sorry I don’t do “house calls”

by Devin2264 March 6, 2022

awa phone call

Teacher is going to call home

If you dont turn around you will get an awa phone callhome

by allisonq_3 November 25, 2018

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

call of duty mobile

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.

"I just whaled call of duty mobile and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got ghost eternal siege and cbr4 amoeba and all their mythic upgrades"

by why are russian girls so cute October 25, 2025