an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich
by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022
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Get the fracon sandwich mug.When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
Get the banged me a turkey sandwich mug.One of the coolest bitches on discord and vrchat. Often seen sporting a Waluigi nose and mustache because she is just that cultured. Very friendly. Always ready to play games with her friends. Very supportive.
by SandwichGoddess November 21, 2022
Get the sandwich goddess mug.A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.
Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!
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