Doctor Steve

A fun way of saying “I like you and I appreciate your company, but I have zero interest in what you’re saying right now.” Usually followed by leaving the room.

Betty: did you hear about Kim kardashian—
Sarah: Doctor Steve. *leaves*

by P@per-cvT February 1, 2026

Doctor Steve

I like you and appreciate your company, but you’re fucking boring me and I’m leaving.

Kim: Did you hear about Kim kardashian’s—
Sarah: doctor Steve. *leaves*

by P@per-cvT February 1, 2026

Veggie Steven

The act of consensually or non consensually inserting a carrot into the rectum of a friend or enemy

“Hey pip squeak get me an rc cola or I’ll give you a Veggie Steven”
“Damn that poor boy just got Veggie Stevened

by DiggyZAkaDignanAkaDickMaster February 11, 2025

dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

dry steve

the proper name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in their ear and then sticks it in another persons mouth.

he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.

by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025

Italian Steven

Annoyingly sexy

You can be mad at them cause they're so fucking annoying but be checking them out cause they're sexy ASF and that's annoying.

"That's Italian steven He's annoyingly sexy."

by Sadiebiitxh May 4, 2025

Evan Stevens

yn with bowl cut and mole.

Liking kirby air ride is an evan stevens moment. plus fuck tyler

by TheDentist2 August 2, 2025