Michael

Who the fuck is Michael ?

‘ sound alike a well hung guy , but who the fuck is Michael ?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

Michael Bratton

One who finds animals of any gender irresistible, sexually. Especially horses.

Chelsea: "What is Michael Bratton doing over there with that horse? ... OH GOD, NO!!!

by whatabutthole August 3, 2015

Michael

Michael is a sexy , handsome and caring Michael is someone you can rely on for help and he will always be there when you down

Michael is caring loving and handsome

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Michael kennedy

A grown man that no longer can handle his liquor so he turned into a stoner pussy

That pussy Michael Kennedy can’t keep his liquor down

by Michael Kennedy December 3, 2021

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

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"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020

michael

michael aka jefe aka mike aka the softest guy you’ll ever meet. he’s the class clown always trying to make people laugh. he’s easy to talk to and would give you the world… if you’re lucky enough to date him, keep him

damn i wish i had a boyfriend like michael

yo where is michael at??

by Bute November 22, 2021