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faux nice guy

A male who referes to himself repeatedly as a nice guy, but his actions prove this to be false. A guy may be a faux nice guy if one of the following symptoms show.

1. He repeatedly mentions his nice guy status at every possible chance either online, via texts, or face-to-face or all three.

2. He gets upset and defensive if someone questions his nice guy status and his current behavior. Usually by bringing the converstation back to the accuser in a vicous way.

3. He talks about girls politely, then talks about them in a very scandelous way.

4. He is a closet man whore or player.

5. He is a closet douchebag.

6. He believes that he is more righteous or of better moral standings than the rest of his friends and the world.

7. Is an avid worshipper and watcher of Jersey Shore and takes notes hoping that one day he will be the next Situation. (Not Vinny or DJ Pauly D that would be just regular douchebag behavior).
Jenna thought her best friend was great, he used to be sweet and kind, he even use to listen to her. Alas, it turned out that he was a faux nice guy when he showed up with Season 2 and 3 of Jersey Shore.
by 0akward_penguin0 January 22, 2012
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4 big guys

yo have you heard the new song 4 big guys? Its such a banger!

arthur: yeah bro so epic song i love it, its me theme song
by MatMannn_ June 7, 2023
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Yeh I'm that guy

by Yeh I'm that guy January 8, 2019
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i'm a swell guy

Hey thanks for helping me you didn't have to get up, no worries I'm a swell guy
by My Ecstasy February 13, 2019
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Fly Pie Guy

Has more audacity than hair follicles. And has more hair follicles than dick. Looks like someone’s big toe. Is a snakey fucker
avoid that fly pie guy at all costs!
by MEATFORALL May 1, 2022
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Arch the art guy

Man arch the art guy good at making art huh
by Fatirishman lol March 10, 2021
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Tall Hispanic Guy

A tall, hispanic male who believe he’s all that when in reality, he’s not. In fact he’s usually so ugly that he looks like he got set on fire and someone put him out with a claw hammer. Unfortunately (or fortunately), he’s most likely too busy butt-chugging to respond to you.
Person 1: “Hey who’s that idiot who’s acting like he’s the center of the world?”
Person 2: “I don’t know, but he’s tall, hispanic, and a male, so Tall Hispanic Guy.”
by zenr_u August 6, 2023
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