When you challenge yourself to eat as much food as humanly possible as a source of pride and love for your country. It usually ends up in stomach aches, strokes, and terrible shits
Ted: So, I was pride eating three pounds of pancakes last night
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
Andy: Why?
Ted: CAUSE I'M A FUCKIN' PATRIOT... ANDY
by ButtMaster77 May 02, 2015
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 04, 2019
whenever u're chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, u can tell him to be quiet and simply eat his food like a fish with this good sentence
Guy 1: ayo G, we have a lot of homeworks to do for tomorrow
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
Guy 2: man, i'm chilling, stfu and eat ur food
by therealseb September 08, 2020
(shut the fuck up and eat ur food)
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
whenever u're just chilling and ur friend reminds u that u have to do a stressful work, tell him to be quiet and just eat his food like a fish
by therealseb September 08, 2020
Person 1: Hey bro, you should eat kelp
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods
Person 2: Yes I will eat kelp it is nutritious and very good for me yes. All hail the kelp gods
by CalsTheCalzone March 13, 2021
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
Canines And Felines Only Eat Are Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025