V's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but only for the entity known as V.

Cell phone ran out of battery during an important meeting, slipped on the carpet in the office, baggage lost in airport, and every app you use crashes? That's V's law for you.

by nnneeee January 24, 2020

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

Reverend's Law

A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.

"That story sucks. I'm enacting Reverend's Law."

by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014

Bipat's Law

Bipat's Law is that anything said by the poster should be taken as absolute truth, even in the face of evidence proving otherwise.

Bipat: X happened.

A.N.Other: Provides evidence X did not happen.

Bipat: It did. I have personal knowledge.

Bipat's Law is that personal knowledge overrules evidence.

by doilookfriendlytoyou July 20, 2021

Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership

"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"

by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025

Daub's Law

A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast to the extent of our current understandment of it.

"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.

by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021

Daigles law

When ever a boy with the last name Daigle is talking or paying attention to you you must say cheese and write cheese on Any surface he is near

Daigles law is active when taking to someone with last name daigle

by EverytrikYT February 8, 2025