A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.
Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."
by The smol bean May 23, 2016

Player1: "Hay, u play World of Warcraft?"
Player2: "Yeah, i play on the server Firetree"
Player1: "OMG your a Firetree fag!?"
Player2: "Yeah, i play on the server Firetree"
Player1: "OMG your a Firetree fag!?"
by Gipsy101 April 12, 2010

Another name for a fanny pack worn over the shoulder.
Usually worn by both the male and female specimen of Eshays.
Found around Western Sydney, these retard - faggot hybrids equipt these fag bags to carry vapes, knifes, drugs and a spare g-string as versatile and accessible alternative to a prison wallet.
Usually worn by both the male and female specimen of Eshays.
Found around Western Sydney, these retard - faggot hybrids equipt these fag bags to carry vapes, knifes, drugs and a spare g-string as versatile and accessible alternative to a prison wallet.
Example one:
Example one:
Bogan: Oi look mate, look at that lil fucken 12 yo eshay, I bet you he keeps his balls in that fag bag.
Example two:
Kmart security guard: Oi wank stains, could you please leave your fag bags at the checkout, we've had enough stealing.
Example three:
Police Officer: Ma'am, could you describe the perpetrators.
Woman: They were wearing Nike TNs, short shorts with thier pussy flaps hanging out, button up shirts a fag bag around the shoulder, officer.
Police Officer: Hmmm yes, those fag bag wearers have been seen around Parramatta lately, we'll put them down when we see them next.
Example one:
Bogan: Oi look mate, look at that lil fucken 12 yo eshay, I bet you he keeps his balls in that fag bag.
Example two:
Kmart security guard: Oi wank stains, could you please leave your fag bags at the checkout, we've had enough stealing.
Example three:
Police Officer: Ma'am, could you describe the perpetrators.
Woman: They were wearing Nike TNs, short shorts with thier pussy flaps hanging out, button up shirts a fag bag around the shoulder, officer.
Police Officer: Hmmm yes, those fag bag wearers have been seen around Parramatta lately, we'll put them down when we see them next.
by Garry Yolo April 16, 2024

People who for some reason believe Yoda is the most powerful jedi and will scour countless internet forums to argue how Yoda could win any fight.
by dogmansupreme June 19, 2019

by Poopybuttface123 December 7, 2021

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
