Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!

Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.

by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

Taking a Shower

When you want to smoke in a small area(usually the bathroom)

Smoking in a bathroom with the shower on to mask the smell of smoke

Guys let’s all go take a shower

Where is leon? He is taking a shower right now with patty.

by Kcaj381 January 29, 2022

take it to broadway

When someone is being dramatic or over the top and you’re not wanting to hear their bullshit

Casey: I’m all alone in the abyss of unhappiness
Jessica: girl, take it to broadway

by Ch1005 June 14, 2018

Breathe-Taking

A term commonly used to describe something too beautiful to comprehend. By definition this is Kimmy.

Kimmy is absolutely breathe-taking

by ScubaSteve31 December 17, 2020

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Take the winky

For when something is "Taking the piss" you may elect to say "Take the winky" instead, if you're a good christian boy.

*When you die 1v1 and the ignite doesn't finish them off*
"Ah man, take the winky"

by StinkyWinkySmegga October 2, 2021