Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
Get the Sanchez Rulemug. The 4 day rule is in relation to the birthday dirty pint tradition that all Lads have. The dirty pint must be poured 4 days either side of the birthday in question.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.
Exceptions:
Your name begins with A.
You have a specific event booked for your birthday that falls outside of the 4 days.
You have an absurd addiction to red onions and Mayo.
Hey Wilson, you know you have to do a dirty pint next weekend?
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.
No, the 4 day rule states that its outside if my birthday and so it is void.
*Wilson checks Official source of all Lad rules.
Oh schnap you're correct I am exempt from the 4 day rule and I must in fact have the dirtiest pint of all for attempting to weasel out of it.
by AJW of Laindon July 21, 2013
Get the 4 day rulemug. by impzdpwer August 13, 2022
Get the Rule 34'edmug. When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.
Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.
by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016
Get the joey's rulemug. Commonly known as the, "me when" rule. Also known as the "me when I" rule or quite simply the "when" rule. Popularized by pictures and videos turned into meme templates where people try to relate to them on a personal level or personal experiences. "Me when" interjections have become common in normal conversations involving avid meme enjoyers. Can be used in a comedic, non-comedic, or anti-comedic manner.
Friend 1: Aw man I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.
Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.
Friend 1: Fuck off.
Friend 2: Me when I have a project due tomorrow.
Friend 1: Why do you always have to say that it's annoying me.
Friend 2: Bro, rule 6157.
Friend 1: What?
Friend 2: When you don't know what rule 6157 is.
Friend 1: Fuck off.
by Civil_Wrongz April 9, 2023
Get the Rule 6157mug. by Boredom Central December 16, 2024
Get the Rule -8mug. In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
Get the Bus Drivers' Rulesmug.