FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.

Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019

Facebook Challenged

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022