chicken jerk

Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.

That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.

by Cocksssss November 9, 2014

chicken bitch

ur a fat hoe

gtfo u chicken bitch

by real clown girl shii September 13, 2019

chicken mouse

Total wimp. Extreme coward. Weak and scared.

That chicken mouse would run from his own shadow!

by Jasper Ferg March 19, 2011

Water Chicken

A hillbilly crockpot recipe that has 3 ingredients. 1. Water
2. Chicken
3. Red
*sometimes served over a Brioche roll in an academic setting.

Did you see they served Water Chicken in Plastic cups at the book club meeting today? Don’t you think that’s an odd choice?

by PimpDaddyBumpy February 7, 2020

derpy chicken

A Derpy Chicken is a chicken that lays rainbow colored eggs that usually have googly eyes

(Dude 1) "Woah dude! Did you see that derpy chicken?"
(Dude 2) "How could you tell what it was?"
(Dude 1) "It laid a rainbow egg."

by Mr. Phoenix January 17, 2019

skin the chicken

Male masturbation so vigerous and violent, you rub the skin off. Eventually using blood as lubrication.

"Careful bro, you don't wanna skin the chicken. I haven't been able to rub one out since"

by Toxicbullet73 October 1, 2015

spitting on the chicken

Moistening the genitalia

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

by Bpsycho46 February 24, 2018