no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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2-gar night

A boys night where you smoke 2 cigars, because life has just been so heavy lately

Dude, today was insane... back porch for a 2-gar night

by mrfalcon August 1, 2024

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Night, My Little Orphan

A phrase Africans use, to be nice to white people.

Night, My Little Orphan, I Like crepes in my pockets.

by Endless Facts July 30, 2021

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night

1- Part of the day that is between 18:00 to 06:00.
2- Part of the day that is between 18:00 to 00:00 (midnight).

Night.

by Çyçyñyñy June 16, 2025

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jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 26, 2011

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