Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 2, 2015

Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

peanut butter n jelly

peanut butter n jelly is where your interior of your scraper or lowrider is clean "peanut butter" and the out side of your ride is candy painted "jelly".... inside peanut butter out side jelly...

"damb nigga.. look at that scraper thats peanut butter n jelly. thats a dope ride".

by hugo tupac June 11, 2006

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and peanut butter confectionaries sold by the Hershey Chocolate company. Created by Canadian native, Linda Brooks, in 1963.

"I love going to the candy store! I always get so many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!"

by dandycandyman March 10, 2009

PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME

A time or situation that involves the combination of peanut butter and any kind of jam. Such an even is a time of celebration/exitement in many cultures.

e.g. A Dancing bannana screaming the words "PEANUT-BUTTER-JELLY-TIME" repeatedly to any music at all.

by Captain. Bob Jesus March 11, 2003

Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015