p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken June 2, 2018

Nalbandi P

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by GURFLA April 30, 2025

Brian P

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.

Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny

by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023

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Doing multiple different keyboard patterns at once.

1: I was very bored, so I typed qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p'\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz into the keyboard.
2: Do you have any friends?
1: ...no?
2: Welp...

by OmegaOmicron January 20, 2023

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

by WrittenWroten August 22, 2021

Vitamin P

Vitamin P is code for Propylhexedrine. Propylhexedrine is used as a cognitive enhancer, nasal decongestant, and anti-ADHD treatment. Propylhexedrine comes in many forms, such as freebase oil and salt forms. Freebase Propylhexedrine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Citrate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, and more. Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine Acetate or Propylhexedrine HCl) is used in doses of 60mg to 250mg for cognitive enhancement and for boosting memory and focus. Vitamin P is used in colleges, laboratories, and more. Propylhexedrine HCl is synthesized starting from Cyclohexyl Bromide and Acetone via Acetone enolate formed from sodium ethoxide to form Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone. Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone is then condensed with freebase Methylamine and forms Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone Methylimine intermediate. The solvents are carbonic acid, Formic acid, ethanol, and hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water). The formed CO2 provides an inert atmosphere in the round bottom flask. This is then reduced via reductive amination with Aluminum Galinstan Amalgam and Palladium on Carbon Catalyst to Propylhexedrine freebase. Then it's filtered through zeolite, Galinstan Palladium Amalgam is collected to be reused, and the filtrate is Propylhexedrine freebase in ethanol which is then dried with Magnesium Sulfate and filtered again. Then HCl gas is bubbled through it to form a Propylhexedrine HCl salt.

Steve: I took 175mg of Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl) and cleaned the house and then did my homework and then played videogames and played a little basketball.

Scientist: The control lab mice have ADHD and was given sugar water and it wasn't treated. But the Vitamin P mice ADHD got treated and solved the maze better.

by CognitiveFuel May 6, 2024

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The final stage of finite boredom.

A: I am zaxqsc1wdv2efb3rgn4thm5yj,6uk.7il/8o;9p'0-=\ZAXQSC!WDV@EFB#RGN$THM%YJ<^UK>&IL?*O:(P"){_}+|.
B: I am only qazqwertyuiopwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
C: I am only qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
D: I am super bored.
A, B, and C: you are the least bored of us.

by Urban Dictionary Staffage December 5, 2024