Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.

Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7

by Juicysef July 27, 2021

Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021

parents in law

Pils is lazy way of saying parents in law.

BIL or Sil = brother in law or sis in law. Now u can figure what is Mil or Fil - right?

My pils (parents in law) are visiting this wkd. Prayers may be needed.

by abbrevoLan July 30, 2021

Jack Law

fuck up

jack law is a fuck up

by Summer Mitchell July 31, 2021

Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.

Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.

by MardoMarket August 2, 2021

Dee's law

If someone says a name of someone you don't know, or a place you don't recognise, they must be making deez nuts joke.

A: "Have you ever spoken to Dee?"
B: "You're not gonna get me with that one"
A: "What do you mean? Dee is my good friend from school, I'm not joking"
B: "You must be lying its Dee's law"

by DeesLaw August 15, 2021

out-law

The people who used to be in your family of marriage but are "no longer family," because you're divorced.

I'm taking my kids to spend time with my out-laws because I feel like they should be able to know their grandparents, aunties, uncles and cousins on that side of the family, regardless of how my ex feels about me.

by momforlife August 17, 2021