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Facebook is an American online social media and social networking service owned by Meta Platforms. Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg with fellow Harvard College students and roommates Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes, its name comes from the face book directories often given to American university students. Membership was initially limited to Harvard students, gradually expanding to other North American universities and, since 2006, anyone over 13 years old. As of 2020, Facebook claimed 2.8 billion monthly active users, and ranked seventh in global internet usage. It was the most downloaded mobile app of the 2010s.
Hey jerry let’s do Genz jokes on Facebook everyone will laugh hahaha
by Α January 13, 2022
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FaceBook Fan Photo

A picture of a person or group of people showing support for a Facebook music artist/group. To be concidered an OFFICIAL FACEBOOK FAN PHOTO, it must be voluntary by the person or group in the picture. This term was first coined by GOODLOW when a fan made them one.

Mad because you didnt coin this first? Dont be a "FACEBOOK HATER"
Everybody and they momma is making a Facebook fan photo!
by GOODLOW January 18, 2011
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Facebook Graveyard

A facebook profile or group that hasn't been used in so like it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, scaring many facebookees to their core. Usually produced when someone makes a group or profile, thinking it's a good idea, but loses interest quickly.
a) Yo, have you seen Adam's wall lately?
b) Bitch that thing's a facebook graveyard
by The Fishy Chicken August 7, 2011
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facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.
She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.
by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015
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FaceBook

A website created by the fascist icon Mark Zuckerberg to detect and archive the target ethnicities of a future genocide.
"Those guys are going on the real FaceBook. They'll be wiped out in years."
by Tweet Tweetler June 10, 2019
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facebook

The act of placing tracking chips on a small child's ankle and in his eye sockets before forcing him to drink ten gallons of a mixture of your saliva, spit, cum, vomit, snot, piss, and sweat, among other bodily fluids; others can be used if necessary. Once you have that down, ram your cock up his ass (and vagina if female) as hard as possible before skullfucking him in his nostrils and ears. After you finish that, gaze at his naked body while throwing condoms at him for half an hour before tearing off one of his limbs, using it as a fleshlight, and making him take a bite out of it. You will then need to knock him unconscious and rape him repeatedly in most of his bodily crevices. Once the act is done, bring him home as if nothing happened, stalk him extensively, and take pictures of his body while he's sleeping. Get some Diet Coke and Mentos and hold it against the stub where his severed limb used to be.
Facebook harvests your personal info so they can perform this sex act.
by Yopmail User November 26, 2023
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facebook mom

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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