Facebook

An ancient form of communication made by a lizard man, used by people over the age of 50 who don't know what it even truly is.

Person 1: Have you heard of Facebook?

Person 2: No.

by EyeSocketEater April 17, 2022

The New Facebook

Slow. Often works over time to achieve the same result as the "old". In many cases, it evokes finger tapping on laptop keys caused by a release of adrenalin due to the fact that one should be typing already.

Sorry I'm late. The New Facebook ate up all my time.

by Julia Gulia (yep..same person) January 15, 2011

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

facebook

A socially acceptable way to stroke your ego!

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.

by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022

facebook baseball

The act of posting pictures, statuses and comments to facebook in order to attain further likes and comments, thus boosting one's ego and online social media exposure.

Person 1: Check out how many likes my profile picture's got
Person 2: 34, wow, good effort.
Person 1: Yea man, winning at facebook baseball!

Person 1: Just the 20 likes for my last status
Person 2: Nice man, good facebook baseball

by TablesAndChairs October 29, 2012

Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

Facebook Hero

Someone who purposely posts statuses that they know will get liked constantly. This person will always get 30 likes plus on anything they say, because of how famous they are on Facebook. Along with posting statuses to purposely get liked, this person will always complain on their posts, post song lyrics, and play "Truth Is".

Wow, that kid got 99 likes from bitching about another person, what a Facebook hero.

That kid purposely posts statues to get liked, what a Facebook Hero.

Bob said, "Hi" as his status and got 47 likes, what a Facebook Hero.

by 666hailsatan March 21, 2012