finest person alive

Chase.

Chase is the finest person alive and no one can convince me otherwise.

by msxphiaj September 4, 2022

Personal responsibility

Has nothing to do with it.

Hym "Lack of personal responsibility is a blanket term that roughly translates to: 'Expects other people to do for them the things that people are actively and militantly doing for me.... Because I deserve it and they don't.... Because I'm the one who decides who deserves things... Because I'm a prophet.... And those things include shielding me from criticism (or at least doing damage control), platforming me, crediting me in reference, creating opportunities for me, etc...'But no. What I lack is not personal responsibility. It's a lack of the benefits you all accrue from association bias and nepotism. I am perfectly adequately personally responsible. Totally sufficient."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

Person -1

The first person to ever exist. He died next to his partner Person 0, which got shot seconds later in the Great Person War, against the Anti-Persons.

Person 1: I saw Person 0
Person 2: what
Person 1: I also saw Person -1
Person 3: how did i get here but also what

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Person 23

Someone who is an illusion. You may see a crowd of 23 persons, but the 23rd... is Person 24.

Person 24: STOP THINKING IM PERSON 23 IM PERSON 24

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

Person 39

The person that got killed in the Person 38 article. Can magically come back to life. thats it.

Person 38: Z.
THE END
*Person 39 magically comes back to life*
Person 39: Who did just say "the end"?
Person 38: idfk
Person 39: Me neither
Person 39: by the way, are you ready for the 40s?
Person 38: wdym
Person 39: just look at my number and add one.
39 + 1 = 40
Person 38: Oh, about that...
*Person 38 and 39 chat*
Nuke incoming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 38: y r u o k a ⛵ Þ @ ?
Person 39: Stop talking gibberish
Person 38 why are you ok about that?
Person 39: cuz i can revive. how are you evacuating?
Person 38: like that.
*Person 38 disappears*
Person 39: wow
Person 39: time to die ig
*Person 39 gets nuked and dies a painful death*
*Person 39 magically comes back to life*
*Person 38 exists*
Person 38: Too easy.
Person 39: yeah, totally

by The person creator January 19, 2026