by Luv the alpaca May 21, 2020
by Linkon-king11 April 11, 2018
by YOU GOT JEBAITED April 28, 2021
A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
by Shreksmoonlight05 April 03, 2021
When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
by BKnightbridge June 04, 2022
The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.
by Douglas78 July 01, 2011