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Governor Hair

Gov. Rick Perry of Texas, an Aggie.

He is considered to be a poor debater and not exceptionally bright, but always has fantastic hair, especially for his age. He was a faithful GOP Lieutenant Governor under Gov. George "Dubya" Bush, and sort of inherited the position in a highly red state. No intelligent Republican (and, yes, they do exist) has bothered to ever run against him.
A: Governor Hair spoke today.
B: What did he say?
A: Nothing memorable, but everyone clapped.
by The Rusty Shack January 8, 2014
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pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair
by Mr 924 April 15, 2019
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
by spinamutis November 12, 2023
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girl with dyed hair

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers
my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd
by Quizzleington January 11, 2025
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Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.
"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."
by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020
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Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.
That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.
by Dudyhair May 24, 2022
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Hair

It's a more adapted and mutated version of fur really, our Ape cousins share this with us and that's where the similarity ends really with other animals. Hair is more rough and not fluffy, Hair grows all over the body but for human it mainly grows on top of the head.
Idk

David: Hey how's my hair!
by Just a guy living his way October 19, 2022
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