Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

The birds and the corn flake

When you shove a corn flake so far up your rectal cavity that it shreds the inside and leads to internal bleeding

Bro 1: Hey bro have you heard of the birds and the corn flake?
Bro 2: No, can you teach me?
Bro 1: what the fuck is wrong with you!?

by Xerts March 14, 2022

Birds of color

When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.

Don't shoot the birds of color, dove only!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023

Low Bird Shooter

A person who is so low and reckless that they will, in a circle of dove hunters, fire their shotgun at a bird below the horizon thereby peppering others at a civilized dove shoot with pellets possibly "shooting their eye out." In the South, families with members who are so low, so base, so deserving of no trust that they will shoot at a "low bird", cannot be trusted in any situation.

Low Bird Shooter: You can't trust that person as his family has a history of shooting at a low bird.

by drbailey25 December 30, 2021

Peelie-birds

Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.

The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold

by Susie Percival April 21, 2008

Spiteful Bird

When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.

Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.

by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025