My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

close your fuck mouth

A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar

Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!

Person #2 - close your fuck mouth

by BK137 January 31, 2022

YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH

means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit

q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf

by weaplrkyjwelrhry;as/ May 25, 2022

Fuck your thoughts and prayers

The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured

The Fuck your thoughts and prayers would absolutely save us all.

by Porg009 March 19, 2024

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025