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Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.
Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.
by Assassinador May 28, 2011
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Winter Asthma

Asthma that is brought on by physical activity done outside during winter.
I just got some serious winter asthma from running around in the snow.
by TheSeal March 16, 2017
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wilson winter

The fastest gay since James Charles
Harley: have you seen Wilson (wilson winter)?
Dexter: holy shit he's such a fag
by Saltywetham July 18, 2022
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winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
by Aros71 April 12, 2013
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Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!
by mia avocado October 13, 2020
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Lana Winters

by etherealclouds August 2, 2021
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Winter Black

When a person of color cannot tan, so their skin becomes a very light shade of black to the point that it looks white
Guy: I wasn’t white, it was my winter black.
by SangerBanger October 29, 2018
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