Eli

Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up

Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit

by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019

Eli

The giant thing sucking your dick.

You little shit there is an Eli on you!

by 123 as easy as dick November 16, 2019

Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.

FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli

by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018

Eli

That gay fag that is always trying to one up everybody.

Tell Eli to kill himself.

by Bigdrummerdaddy December 18, 2018

Eli

A stupid nigger

That eli kid should stop being black

by Eli hater February 18, 2019

Eli

Eli is a bubblysoul full of energy. He can have a dirty mind but he care about his friends.eli doesn't need a girl to be happy ,although he may doubt it.he is very smart and an incredible sense of humour.

"im feeling down"
"Talk to Eli"

by Spreadingselflove May 8, 2019

Eli

ASSNUTTER, DICK NUGGET, BALL RUBBER

don't be eli

by FUCKBIGGOTDICKHEAD May 4, 2018