A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".
"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."
by Ewonyn April 02, 2017
As the elevator goes up, you go down and work that shaft. Show your future boss you're someone worth hiring.
"The hiring supervisor loved the elevator speech I gave him yesterday. I'm pretty sure I got the job."
by Filthanthropist February 18, 2022
the solidarity felt amongst a group when a single individual of said group says something utterly unrelatable and stupid
by Cognizqnt June 18, 2022
The term for ensuring ur mates dick is perfectly bush sculpted by God himself don't let ur bro down now
by Imala Snow January 07, 2022
When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.
Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
Man 2 " What did he say?"
Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"
by Macaroni 88 November 16, 2011
"Elevator ladies in the parking lot" black keys
by Wonderingminds August 03, 2017
When you track the speed of an elevator using the BENO Elevator Speed® app on your Rinky Dinky Android. It is done by holding the phone up against the wall with the app zoomed in on the SPEED (preferably in meters per second) and DISTANCE. Stand near the panel so u can push buttons quickly upon arriving at your floor. When you feel a push, numbers will go up, when you feel deceleration numbers will go down.
by Rill GiktokExcelticus June 01, 2019