Garrett

Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.

Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.

by nhlax28 April 30, 2022

Garrett Stevenson

Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he won’t stop simping until he gets what he desires.

Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.

by JShottt November 28, 2019

Garrett

huge cock, extremely hot, soft brown hair, pretty blue eyes, he drives all the ladies crazy in the sexy time. he’s usually talking to his hoes on the phone

don’t u just want to be a garrett

by garrett andrew January 27, 2022

Garrett sanders

The biggest and coolest kid in the school his birthday is also on 9/11

Bro1: Bro, isn’t that Garrett sanders

Bro 2:Bro, he is so cool Bc he juuls

Bro 1: Bro, your cappin

Bro 2: nah Bro straight Facs

Bro 1: but I also heard he got no friends

Bro 2:probably Facs

Bro 1: yeah bro he a poodle

by Poodles4life November 20, 2019

Garrett

One of one; Don’t give a f**k.

Yep…That’s Garrett

by TruDat23 November 23, 2021

garrett kula

That bitch in the back of the class who wants to suck off the teacher

Garrett Kula, quit F'ing the teacher

by Papa Daddy daddy February 20, 2015

Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022