a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020

Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 1, 2018

Dicked

Basically a synonym for sike.

Popular in the long beach, Lakewood, LA areas. To add emphasis, "hard" is placed in front of "dicked".

All other definitions are incorrect. This is the proper way to use the word "dicked".

AC: "Ayy fam, you tryna watch me at the play? I'm playing the mom again."

CT: "Dicked... Actually hard dicked"

by Theeeeeezy November 27, 2015

Dick

Someone, usually a chap, who is a very silly sort of fellow.

Hey you, Michael Webb, you're a dick!

by Cornish Chap March 18, 2015

Dick

When someone is a dick they are often rude, stupid, annoying, or just a jerk.

Random person #1 says to random person #2 "Dude your so bad at math you got a frick'n F" Random person #3 says to random person #1 " Dude don't be such a dick that! He didn't do anything to you!"

by The guy who fucked you mom March 6, 2019