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Surfing

The act of being drunk and high (off marijuana) at the same time, drifting from one state to the other.
"Dude, have you been smoking weed tonight AND drinking?!?! Yes bro, I'm surfing."
by Gerbil33063 November 14, 2013
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urban surfing

not holding on to anything while riding the subway train, when the train turns, stops, goes etc. you get jerked around and have to "surf" to maintain balance

derived from the natural position your body takes in order to maintain an upright position

can be both purposeful or accidental (e.g. children are often urban surfing for fun, while adults are forced to urban surf when the trains packed)
The other day these two kids almost knocked me over because they were urban surfing from 110th to 96th. Nobody can survive those rickety turns when the train cuts through the park!

The ride to Coney Island was so long that we were urban surfing just to pass the time.
by bambugg10 July 24, 2009
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Crotch surfing

A sport where you go and rub your butts against or "surf" random crotches, on a crowded bus or train. This is a variation of crotch catching, but for people who are shy to use their hands or for people with big asses which makes not playing crotch surfing impossible.
Brenda upon entering the subway: "Hey ya'll. Surfs up! Time to surf some crotches"

Shaniqua: "Because of my gigantic ass, I'm crotch surfing even when I'm not playing. I can ride 6-7 waves at a time. What can I say, I'm a pro."

Eric: "Guys, I severed my hands playing crotch catching. Now I can only crotch surf"
by crotchsurfer August 15, 2010
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surging sanders

Girl: So I'm blowing my guy, and all the sudden I get a Surging Sanders in my eye.
by Soshulizt May 7, 2016
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potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.
I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!
by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011
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Slurping

when a guy eats out a girl in the 69 position after a guy has ejaculated in the womans butthole or vagina
Gale was slurping some chick in Spain when he realized his friend had ejaculated inside her the night before
by urbdic69 October 1, 2012
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Surging

Vomiting into another person's mouth in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction.
Donkeys are well known to surge while engaging in vicious booty-sex threesomes.

Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass.

Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease.

I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger".
by LoverLikeJagger May 17, 2012
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