Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.
by Regalsword May 31, 2024
Get the Shred Poodlemug. by bleedbleed January 21, 2021
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by Bubbajiggles July 8, 2022
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