shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.

Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!

by iamrrh April 11, 2020

Shredded baerf

What bitches become when they keep crossing the evocative lines that lie clearly infront of their blind 𝓸𝓳𝓸𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓭𝓪; pancake faced Britzada.

"bitches tryna turn into shredded baerf over here!"

by Yumyumsaucy July 11, 2022

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

Shredded balls

Am insult, used to poke fun of someone.

You’re the worst, Frank. You have such shredded balls.

by bleedbleed January 21, 2021