salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Salami Rose

A pushed up to the tip uncircumcised penis

I made you a salami rose

by Laugh me silly July 9, 2022

Salami

A very big a slimy sausage that likes locking rooms

You are such a salami

by Srikes June 15, 2021

salami sisters

Two women who have sex with the same man.

After Kristy and Mack had sex with Chris, they were salami sisters.

by noobman8 October 9, 2014

Salami slap

it’s where you get so annoyed at someone you want to salami slap them

i got so annoyed at my mum i nearly salami slapped her

by yummyfish October 20, 2019

Salami Sock

Slang term for vagina, the phallus is the salami and therefore the vaginal passage is its sock.

Damn, Linda, let me into your salami sock!

by lesbiansocklover December 28, 2016

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024