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Philadelphia Cream Cheese 

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

Philadelphia Coffee 

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.
Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

Philadelphia Eagle 

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.
Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

philadelphia fusion 

a term used for teams who choked an easy win in a sport

can also be shortened to: "philly" or "fusion"
They almost won, but they pulled a philadelphia fusion
philadelphia fusion by Cumcretemaker September 22, 2021

philadelphia popper 

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.
“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*

Philadelphia Union 

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin
Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team
Philadelphia Union by Randle30 November 6, 2022