Valerie Pen

Valerie is a type of girl who loves to play around, she is kind and moody, all around she is a type of girl who can be just like a mermaid but then a flaming demon, Perverted too, she has many sides and many storied and the man in her life, better watch out. She is a rebel too some may call her the devil and those are all true so watch out when you met a Valerie she is nice but don't get her mad!! and Over dramatic is a understatement!!!

Why do you have to be such a Valerie Pen?
Valerie Pen is something you shouldn't be!!!

by iessuchiha and likes anime August 22, 2017

Pen Zoned

When a person does not see another as a romantic partner and instead communicates with them in a pen pal like nature.

They still talk everyday but she pen zoned him

by sooblic April 6, 2022

Pen shifting

When a man (namely chris) performs sex acts with numerous other men. - Pen shifting

Chris: OMG i did some amazing pen shifting last night

by Chris123456789abc October 18, 2011

VAMPIRE PEN

A “vampire pen” is slang or code for a needle or syringe that one would use to get blood return from your vein.

I ordered 200 boxes of “vampire pens” from the needle exchange. My mom uses “vampire pens” every day for her insulin. My friend uses “vampire pens” to administer testosterone

by BostonEmily June 24, 2022

Pig pen

A man that's obsessed with wild hogs. He has no life and probably butt fucks boars and his sucks his own dogs off.

Scott is a real pig pen. No wonder his dog love him.

by bigwhitehammer May 6, 2018

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 7, 2021

pocket pen

This is what happens to your pants when your pen leaks in your pocket.

"Dude, you got pocket pen."

by yolodave February 12, 2009