banana peel fairy

A magical creature that breaks into your home at night when you sleep with a banana peel under your pillow. The fairy then takes the banana peel and proceeds to eat a sleeve of ritz crackers in your bed next to you, leaving crumbs everywhere.

I cant wait for the banana peel fairy to crumb up my bed tonight. Fuck yea!

by workshoedick August 1, 2017

peeled his head

giving some one a severe beating.

Tim started a fight with Mike and Mike peeled his head.

by greenmean May 16, 2010

Peeling off a Biscuit

British slang for taking a shit

Pardon me Ma'am, I was just peeling off a biscuit.

by UnownBrit April 25, 2020

Peel me a grape

A peeled grape is used to stimulate a women fun parts.

Hey big boy peel me a grape and we'll start there.

by Pauly Pepper April 23, 2022

clean as a peeled egg

having a clean record; where nothing can be used against a person or give someone else a reason to cause him trouble

Kathleen: Well, maybe it's something you've forgotten, something stuck away in the back of your mind.
Brad: No, I'm clean as a peeled egg. No debts, no angry husbands, no payouts, nothing.
Kathleen: Well, people don't just go around committing murder and frame-ups for the fun of it.
-The Dark Corner, 1946

by scalibrini August 23, 2007

peel the onion

The painstaking penetration of an anus without the proper lubrication.

A: Duude, Jane squeeled like a pig last night
B: Whatcha do to her,man. Did ya peel the onion on her?
A: Totally..

by CommunistKiro December 13, 2012

keep your eyes peeled

Look out for Watch out Look ahead Stay focused focus

Don't forget, keep your eyes peeled for bear tracks out there.

by KaneyKane August 13, 2016