Lucas is the greasiest doscord mod toe cheese eating sweaty twitch streaming male. Lucas while only leaving his room to smoke weed and refill on his gamer juice with the little bit of pizza grease drinking from his mouth, he is about to finish his valorant tournament with no socks on and feet on the table. He will then spend the rest of his night playing Pokémon cards and masturbating to bdsm porn.
by Fillips Head Screw Driver July 24, 2023

Luca has a very big cock and all girls know that. After school, the girls queue up at Luca's house and he goes through them all one by one. When Luca is done, the last person's thick cock is stripped off.
Girl: Can I give you a blowjob, please? Luca: Ok, you've already paid. Girl: Yes and now let's fuck Luca: Ok, why don't we go
by Absima2505 November 22, 2021


luca
by donman1231 November 4, 2011

A cunt, who has a small dick and likes to experiment sex with small objects. Thus the reason why most of his items are filled with cum. These items tend to be cheap and sometimes retarded(e.g. his brother "Yanis")
lucas is a cocksuckingthundercunt
by TheMexicanGardener July 29, 2018

Lucas is a kid who brags about being able to fuck himself in the ass but in reality his dick is inverted and just goes out his ass. He likes to pour mustard on dildos and shove them up his tiny nostrils. He regularly licks his cat anus. He takes the 733 bus and gets attacked by homeless people who want his virginity. He smells of dying orphans. He stabbed a golden retriever to drink piss from his bladder. He is a wretched high schooler.
Kid: "Why are you slapping those saggy old grandma'a teets?!"
Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"
Kid: "oh that makes sense"
Lucas: " oh I am Lucas"
Kid: "oh that makes sense"
by Smasher733 November 22, 2013
