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Honda Civic

When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.
Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.
by Fahq Hoff August 14, 2024
mugGet the Honda Civicmug.

honda carlo

95 Honda Accord with a Chevy bowtie drawn with sharpie around the H on the hood
I can't get an 86 Monte Carlo yet so I got a 95 Honda Carlo in the meantime
by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022
mugGet the honda carlomug.

Hondaed

An derogatory verb describing a wealthy high school kid that received a brand new Honda instead of a BMW, Mercedes, Cadillac, or other luxury car on their 16th birthday.
"Bro, did you get the new S-Class?" "Nah, I got Hondaed!"
by Mr January 24, 2016
mugGet the Hondaedmug.

Honda

Sumbmarine, depth finder, and a frickin BOAT
Bro, did you see that Honda start up bars deep

Yea man the Honda's rippin while the can-am belts are slipping.
by HONDA PWR May 12, 2021
mugGet the Hondamug.

Honda

Normally cute girls whoms names are Sarah drive these cars
She must be a Sarah in that Honda
by Kanyon September 11, 2019
mugGet the Hondamug.

honda civic

the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.

people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.

you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.

also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.

all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!

Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 7, 2022
mugGet the honda civicmug.

Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius
Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk
by Jefg8r April 17, 2022
mugGet the Honda shitlinemug.

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