Broken homies are people who come from broken homes and automatically relate to one another because of this sad, sad reality. Bond particularly increases in the company of happy and fortunate individuals. Broken homies also usually have sick senses of humor that appeal most to one another.
by Beccaschmehcca December 12, 2014
Brad: Damn these sex toys are really expensive, I don't think I can afford them.
Preston: Don't worry bro, I got you.
Brad: Thanks bro, I can't wait to use these later with my girl.
*Later*
Brad: Wow, Preston sure was being a sugar homie back there
Preston: Don't worry bro, I got you.
Brad: Thanks bro, I can't wait to use these later with my girl.
*Later*
Brad: Wow, Preston sure was being a sugar homie back there
by sugar homie September 21, 2020
by regina smith May 23, 2008
When an imbibed friend is forced to decide whether to ditch one of his homies for the chance to procreate with a girl he would not normally consider mating with.
Jeremy had to make a Homie's Choice when he left John to pursue a girl whose name he had forgotten and who subsequently denied him any poonaney
by WMOC March 12, 2009
(Dude 1): hey man, you wanna go to the store?
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.
(Dude 2): hell yeah! I installed a homie hauler on my bike so you can ride with me.
(Dude 1): Sweet. let’s go.
by tann+adam July 25, 2018
A Homie Condom is when you're out of condoms and you want to smash girl but you want to do it protected still, So your Homie lets you put your dick in his ass while he puts his penis in the girl unprotected taking all the risk of an STD or an unwanted baby.
Tristan: Noah man I need you to be my Homie Condom.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
Noah: nah man my ass still hurts from last time plus I got chlamydia.
Tristan: Man come on I swear I got you next time.
Noah: Fine but, I wanna do it with your mom next time.
Tristan:deal.
by LuxieBoi June 29, 2019
When two homies are gay to each other but not really gay it’s more like a bro mans but, being gay towards the boys is not gay.
by Kipzafterlife September 07, 2019