Teflon Dump

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
by ExitRamp June 04, 2004
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ignore dumped

a situation where your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't actually break up with you, but they ignore your texts, emails, and calls until you eventually give up the cause.
ashley: i haven't heard from my boyfriend in 5 days!
robin: have you tried to call him?
ashley: yeah, a few times! do you think a dragon destroyed his phone?
robin: no. it sounds like you got ignore dumped.
by phone destroying dragon March 05, 2010
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Afgani dump

when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
bro: i gotta take a Afgani dump!!

me: Bro thats racist....
by nigger block October 26, 2012
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The Power Dump

You know that feeling when you need to make a trip to the bathroom, and quick? well the power dump is when you poopie it out so fast that it splashes your bottom! thats the power dump
Oh gawd, i gotta make a run, dont expect me out anytime soon, Its The Power Dump!
by blabolabla March 25, 2010
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Box Dump

The act of defecating into another’s rectum.
The route of the phrase originates from prison slang as the act is often used as an initiation or power assertion within the pecking order of inmates.

I box dumped him and he now answers as my bitch.
by Jonnieboy February 12, 2008
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Toxic dump

The noxious bowel movement experienced after an evening of excessive alcohol consumption.
I suggest wearing a hazmat suit before going into the bathroom because I just took a toxic dump
by Azenger February 12, 2012
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Cum Dump

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by transfem™ April 04, 2023
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